Found in a Dumpster
For years New Jersey Transit has tried to publicize their rail service with offers of very expensive train sets painted in New Jersey Transit's really spiffy NJT colors. Recently, while rummaging through the Dumpster behind the New Jersey Transit Headquarters building at 1 Penn Plaza in beautiful downtown Newark, New Jersey the "Unofficial" Division 171's intrepid investigative reporter found this press release for a new train set commemorating the startup of the new Midtown Direct Service (recently referred to as Midtown Duress Service). Attempts by our intrepid reporter to interview members of the public relations department to ascertain why this press release was not disseminated to the public were continually rebuffed. We reproduce this now defunct ad here for your edification and enjoyment. We apologize for the sorry condition of this copy (it was, after all, found in a Dumpster).
The creator of this ad (for obvious reasons) remains anonymous.