Awards, Awards, Awards!

Dover, New Jersey - February 7, 2004:

The Chairman of the "The Unofficial Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" Committee has announced today that the Chairman of the Board of Directors of "The Unofficial Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" has been awarded a most prestigious honorarium. This award is granted only to web sites that have met incredibly  stringent criteria for investigative reporting that enhances the lives of union members to a degree normally relegated to media powerhouses such as "Sixty Minutes", "The History Channel", and "Wheel of Fortune".

This award entails, not just an elaborately constructed certificate suitable for framing, and not only a great responsibility to continue the high standards for which it was awarded, it also includes an all expense paid trip* for the entire Board of Directors of "The Unofficial Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" to the Fiji Islands to attend the annual World Association of Web Site Boards of Directors Conference at the Lackawanna Terminal Railway's Conference Center atop the Sheridan Hotel in downtown Suva, the capital city of the Fiji Islands. The conference is hosted this year by the Web Site Committees of deepdarkdesires.com and fantacies_r_us.com, both divisions of Marconi Wireless, LLC of Scranton, PA.

Those members of the Divisions represented by "The Unofficial Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" Board of Directors will be glad to know that the conference is not just an exercise in managerial gluttony or participation in perversions to excess. No, this is not just your average, everyday NJ Transit Board of Director's meeting. This conference is all business and since this is so, wives of the board members are not encouraged to attend. However, in order to properly record the proceedings for posterity, each Board member is allowed to bring one secretary of his/her choice to the conference.

But all work and no play make the Board of Directors pissed off so to ameliorate the stress of the conference, entertainment will be provided by the well trained staff of the Web Site Committees of deepdarkdesires.com and fantacies_r_us.com. This will allow the members of the attending Boards of Directors to continue their work 24 hours a day for the entire length of the conference.

I am sure all of the members of Hoboken Divisions 171 and 272 will join the Chairman of "The Unofficial  Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" in congratulating the members of the Board of Directors of "The Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" and wish them well as they head off to the Fiji Islands.

*Transportation for this trip is provided gratis by our good friends at UPS who have provided a specially configured Boeing 747 freighter. Inside, the members of the Board of Directors of "The Unofficial Hoboken Division Engineer's Web Site" will be comfortably transported in designer Conex Containers each with all the amenities of the Board's own well appointed offices.

The Award:

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