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that may affect you as a railroad worker.
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The latest NEWSFLASH from the BLE&T
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New 8/9/10
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New 5/10/10
NMB levels the playing field
CLEVELAND, May 10 ˜ BLET National President Paul Sorrow today praised the
National Mediation Board (NMB) for changing how it conducts representation
elections, saying the new procedure will provide greater fairness to
unorganized workers.
According to rules released by the NMB today and slated to be published in the
Federal Register later this week, a simple majority of voters will determine the
outcome of elections; whereas in the past, workers who did
not participate in the election were counted as "no" votes.
Railroad and airline management have opposed the rule change. And even though it
could still face legal challenges, President Sorrow hailed the proposed change
as a major step in the right direction and believes it
will make it easier for non-union workers to join the House of Labor.
The proposed rule change received widespread support. According to published
reports, the NMB received letters supporting the change from 39 Senators, 179
Democratic House Members and 13 Republican House Members.
The new rule would read as follows:
"In conducting such investigation, the Board is authorized to take a secret
ballot of the employees involved, or to utilize any other appropriate method of
ascertaining the names of their duly designated and authorized representatives
in such manner as shall insure the choice of representatives by the employees
without interference, influence, or coercion exercised by the carrier. Except in
unusual or extraordinary
circumstances, in a secret ballot the Board shall determine the choice of
representative based on the majority of valid ballots cast."
New 4/7/10
Matt Kronyak elected Chairman of NJ State
Legislative Board as Jim Chappelle retires
CLEVELAND, April 6 ˜ Matt Kronyak was elected Chairman of the New Jersey State
Legislative Board at meetings in Newark, N.J., from March 26-27. He replaces
outgoing Chairman Jim Chappelle, who is retiring after nearly 36
years of dedication and service to the Brotherhood.
"Brother Chappelle has done a great job serving the members in the state of New
Jersey, and has volunteered to help us in any way he can for the next 13
months," Brother Kronyak said. " look forward to continuing the
work he has done and serving the BLET. I would like to thank all of those who
attended the meeting."
Brother Kronyak is a CSX (former Conrail) locomotive engineer and member of BLET
Division 235 (Union City, N.J.). He has been a BLET member since December 1,
1995.
Also elected at the meeting were: Fred Mattison, First Vice Chairman (Division
373, Trenton, N.J.); Sean Simon, Second Vice Chairman (Division 226, Newark,
N.J.); Mike Luteran, Secretary-Treasurer (Division 601, Newark); and Brian
Baginski, Alternate Secretary-Treasurer (Division 601).
BLET National President Paul Sorrow congratulated all officers on their
elections and thanked them for their continued dedication to the affairs of the
Brotherhood.
"I have every confidence in the world that Brother Kronyak will do an
outstanding job representing the rights and interests of our Brothers and
Sisters in New Jersey,' President Sorrow said. " also thank retiring Chairman
Jim Chappelle for his years of sacrifice and dedication to our Brotherhood."
Attending the meeting on behalf of National President Sorrow was First Vice
President Dennis Pierce. He presented Brother Chappelle with a plaque from the
National Division honoring him for his years of service to the
Brotherhood and thanking him and his family for their dedication and many
sacrifices over the years.
Brother Chappelle is retiring after nearly 40 years of experience with New
Jersey Transit. He joined the Brotherhood on December 1, 1974, and is a member
of BLET Division 53 (Jersey City, N.J.).
BLET Vice President & National Legislative Representative John Tolman was also
at the meeting. He presented insights into legislation that the BLET is working
on in 2010. He also discussed the upcoming political races as
well as key regulatory issues.
Other BLET officers attending the meeting include: Ken Kertesz, Chairman of the
Pennsylvania State Legislative Board; Tim Hanely, Chairman of the Ohio State
Legislative Board and NASLBC Region 1 Chairman; and Jim Louis,
Chairman of the New York State Legislative Board and Chairman of the Conrail
(SAA-CSXT-Northern District) General Committee of Adjustment.
Also in attendance was Cliff Nolan of Teamsters Joint Council 73, which
represents 65,000 members.
"Congratulations to Brother Kronyak and all of the members elected at the
meeting," Vice President Tolman said. „I look forward to working with Matt."
New 12/20/09
Protect Our Right to Vote: Four years ago,
the members of our union voted two-to-one for the Right to Vote for our union’s
top officers. Now, with three of those top officers gone in disgrace, some BLET officials are
trying to overturn the Right to Vote before it has ever been used. The Right to Vote holds our union’s top officers accountable directly to the
members. We need that accountability now more than ever. BLET Members for Democracy is a group of members from across our union united to
save our Right to Vote. You can help protect the Right to Vote by getting
informed and spreading the word.
Here is a pdf file with
questions and answers about what
is going on and who is trying to overrule the will of the BLE&T membership.
Check out the discussion and think for yourselves.
What do you think? Send your questions and comments to BLET Members for Democracy at info@bletmembersfordemocracy.org
New 11/17/09
The attached notice regarding Railroad Unemployment Insurance Act (“RUIA”) determinations for next year (2010).
Of particular note are the following:
1. The RUIA surcharge rate for calendar year 2010 will remain at 1.5%.
2. The
RUIA monthly compensation base for calendar year will remain at $1,330.00.
3. The maximum daily benefit rate for the benefit year beginning July 1, 2010,
will increase from the current $64.00 to $66.00.
New 11/16/09
VRE's ouster of Amtrak is approved
Regional transit panels back 5-year contract with
French company
By Jennifer Buske <http://projects.washingtonpost.com/staff/articles/jennifer+buske/>
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, November 6, 2009
Two
Virginia transportation commissions voted Thursday night to approve Virginia
Railway Express's plan to end its 17-year relationship with Amtrak and give an
international company a start in the U.S. transportation industry.
The Northern Virginia and Potomac and Rappahannock transportation commissions
each voted unanimously, with one abstention, to award a five-year, $85.7 million
contract to Keolis Rail Services America, the U.S. subsidiary of a company based
in France.
"One firm went above and beyond," PRTC member Matt Kelly said. "I think Keolis
really wanted this contract, and Amtrak expected the contract."
The contract, which the VRE Operations Board approved Oct. 16, has two five-year
renewal options and will begin July 1, when Amtrak's contract ends.
VRE selected Keolis because its proposal was the most cost-effective and the
strongest, particularly in customer service and its management and operations
plan, VRE spokesman Mark Roeber said. Four companies applied for the operations
and maintenance contract.
Roeber said that the roughly 80 Amtrak employees who work with VRE can remain on
the job and retain their pay and benefits.
Last week, Amtrak challenged the VRE board's decision, saying there might have been some "improper scoring" during the review process.
Amtrak said VRE's request for bids stated that 80 percent of the score would be
based on an applicant's "performance and experience." Keolis has no experience
operating under U.S. rail safety and security regulations, Amtrak officials
said. Amtrak also filed a Freedom of Information Act request asking for Keolis's
application and score card.
VRE chief executive Dale Zehner reviewed the scoring process and concluded that
Amtrak's challenge was without merit, Roeber said.
Amtrak also failed to challenge the VRE board's decision within the period
allotted, according to a letter Zehner sent to Amtrak on Monday.
Amtrak spokesman Steve Kulm said that the denial was expected but that VRE's
response did not address Amtrak's safety and security concerns.
"The national capital region is a unique area, and the safety and security plans
of potential rail operators deserve special review and scrutiny to ensure they
are in compliance with all federal regulations," Kulm said.
Addressing the concern about
operating on U.S. rail lines, Steve Townsend, executive vice president of Keolis
America, said the four managers of his company have almost 100 years of
experience working under Federal Railroad Administration regulations. Any new
employees, he said, will probably come from Northern Virginia.
Railroad agency spokesman
Warren Flatau said the agency will work with whatever company the commissions
select and make sure it complies with safety standards.
Officials with the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen, however,
remain apprehensive about changing to a new operator.
"Northern Virginia is a densely populated and congested intermodal
transportation region and home to two of the busiest rail corridors in the
United States," said Herbert Harris Jr., chairman of the union's D.C.
legislative board. "This is not a territory for upstarts."
Harris said several factors, including a lack of federal funding, have strained
Amtrak's relationship with VRE and other commuter carriers in recent years.
But circumstances have changed, he said. The Obama administration has directed
more funding to rail activities, and Amtrak is under new management. It is being
led by former Federal Railroad Administration chief Joseph Boardman.
"There may have very well been moments when management was not as responsive as
VRE would have liked, but it was nothing that impacted the safety of the
passengers or the efficiency of the service," Harris said.
VRE's Zehner said he thought customers will be satisfied with Keolis's service.
"My goal is, they will see the level of customer service rise," he said. "Their
experience on the train, cleanliness of the train . . . should rise up. That's
my expectation."
John P. Tolman
Vice President and National Legislative Representative
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen
Teamsters Rail Conference
25 Louisiana Ave. NW
Washington, D.C. 20001
Office: (202) 624-8776
Cell: (216) 272-1246
Fax: (202) 624-3086
tolman@ble.org <mailto:policy@ble-t.org>
www.bletdc.org <http://www.bletdc.org>
Now here is something that
labor has always known but management hasn't figured out yet:
The setting for a fatal injury rate more than double
the rate for all workers, railroads are hazardous workplaces, especially for
brake, signal, and switch operators; rail vehicles pose hazards even to workers
in non-railroad occupations.
Read the report from
the Federal Government's Bureau of Labor Statistics
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New 6/14/09
BLET, UTU file joint petition to prohibit one-person crews
CLEVELAND, June 12 — The Brotherhood of
Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen and the UTU have filed a petition for an
emergency order with the Federal Railroad Administration (FRA) seeking to
prohibit the use of one-person train crews — including conventional and remote
control yard switching operations.
BLET National President Ed Rodzwicz and UTU International President Mike Futhey
signed the petition for the emergency order, which was filed today.
One-person crew operations “have been nothing more than the industry’s attempt
to reduce operating costs to increase profits, at the expense of
worker safety,” says the BLET and UTU petition seeking the FRA emergency order.
“Remote control operations are a very serious hazard for a number of reasons,”
the petition20says. “Any person having safety concerns in mind
should recognize that a single-person remote control assignment should never be
allowed. It puts rail workers at great risk of injury or death." The FRA is told in the petition, “The evidence shows that no conditions exist
where a lone engineer or remote control operations are safe.”
The need for such an emergency order, says the BLET and the UTU, is demonstrated
by a May 10 accident on CSX in Selkirk, N.Y., which killed
UTU-represented conductor Jerod Boehlke, who was working alone and using a
remote control device.
“The workload associated with [remote control operations], while performing
other safety critical tasks, demands too much of a single
individual, including loss of situational awareness,” says the petition. “How
many more incidents like the one at Selkirk need to occur before such
operations are prohibited?”
There are numerous incidents of accidents, injuries and fatalities where
railroads utilized one-person crews, and the injuries and deaths caused by
remote and single-crew operations “have continued unabated since its inception
in the early 1990s,” says the petition. “This has been caused in
part by the inaction of the FRA to a number of petitions filed both by the BLET
and the UTU for emergency orders to prevent such operations.
The petition says that while the FRA has reviewed the safety aspects of
one-person crews, it “has really done nothing affirmatively to assure the
safety of the employees in such operations.”
The BLET and the UTU also sharply criticized FRA conclusions that the safety
records of remote control and conventional operations are
“basically the same.”
The BLET and UTU petition says a 2006 FRA report titled “Safety of Remote
Control Operations” contains major flaws. Most of FRA’s erroneous figures
resulted from the formulas used for calculating the statistics. For example, the
accident rates calculated for each railroad failed to
normalize the data to account for different crew sizes in RCL and conventional
operations, even though FRA had previously stated that
normalization was required in order to make an apples-to-apples comparison.
After correcting for these errors, the data actually showed that the mean RCL
accident rate was nearly 3.5 times the conventional switching rate.
Similarly, correcting mean injury rates reversed the findings of the 2006 report
as to which operation was safer. The data actually show a RCL
injury rate almost 80 percent higher than the conventional switching injury
rate, and the normalized RCL fatality rate was over 3.5 times the
normalized conventional switching fatality rate.
An emergency order prohibiting the use of one-person operating crews, including
remote control operations, would take effect immediately upon
issuance by the FRA.
“It is time for the FRA to take a proactive safety stance, and not merely a
band-aid reactive approach to this issue,” the petition concludes.
This message was sent by the BLET NewsFlash Service.
New 6/14/09
Final FMLA remedy a win for Rail Labor
District court decision on FMLA Railroad employees win big in decision against carriers (PDF File)
CLEVELAND, June 10 - Certain BLET members
working for the nation's four largest railroads will receive one day's pay for
each vacation and/or
personal leave day they were forced to use instead of Family and Medical Leave
Act (FMLA) leave.
"We find that qualified grievants are entitled to receive a day's pay at their
then-obtaining straight-time rates for each day that the carriers
improperly required substitution of FMLA leave for scheduled vacation time or
accrued but not-yet-scheduled personal leave days," a three member
arbitration panel ruled on June 1. By qualified grievant the panel means an
"employee that filed a timely and otherwise procedurally valid claim."
The remedy brings to a conclusion a case that began more than five years ago
when four Class I rail carriers instituted a practice that forced
workers to use paid vacation and personal leave when taking FMLA leave in
certain circumstances.
The BLET and 10 other unions argued the case against BNSF, CSXT, NS and UP.
The panel ruled previously that the carriers' policies regarding substitution of
paid vacation and/or paid personal leave for FMLA leave
violates the requirements of the national vacation and/or national personal
leave agreements. The carriers were ordered to immediately
discontinue the invalidated provisions of such policies.
At a hearing in Washington, D.C., on April
21, the arbitration panel considered the question: "What is the appropriate
remedy for employees who
were required to use paid leave for FMLA leave in violation of the national
vacation and/or national personal leave agreements?"
At the hearing, the union position was that each employee who was forced to use
paid leave for FMLA leave should receive a day's pay for each day
the vacation or personal leave agreement was violated.
"Affected employees were denied their contractual right to determine when and
how to use their vacation time and personal leave, and employees lost the
ability to take time off for family and social events as they had planned," the
panel wrote in their June 1 decision. "This lost time cannot
be recreated."
In general terms, a basic day's pay is considered traditional remedy in the
railroad industry for violations of collective bargaining agreements
where no remedy is specified. At the April 21 hearing, the unions successfully
argued for application of this remedy to the carriers'
violation of the national agreements.
"The payment of a day's pay is proper for the violation of the rule not as a
penalty, but compensatory damages which will deter the Carrier from
complete disregard to its obligation," the panel determined.
"In the present matter, the contractual violation involves a largely intangible
infringement upon employee's rights wherein employees were
denied the opportunity to take vacations and personal leave at the times of
their own choosing because of the carriers' violations. Those leave
dates cannot be recovered," the panel determined. "Employees were unable to take
time off with their families as they had planned for occasions
like recreation, family gatherings, social events and children's school and
athletic programs. Those events and opportunities have been lost and
cannot be recreated. A day's pay is at best an unsatisfactory substitute, but,
in light of considerable railroad industry practice and in a genuine
attempt to put this dispute behind the parties, the remedy sought by the unions
is reasonable and appropriate for the violation."
The unions claimed that a monetary remedy was necessary in order to enforce the
agreements.
"No useful purpose would be served if we were to find that the Agreement was
violated and no remedy was offered," they argued.
The unions contended that, without the application of the traditional day's pay
remedy, the agreements at issue could not be effectively enforced.
Without some monetary compensation for those employees deprived of their chosen
leave times, there simply would be no reason for the carriers not
to commit further violations similar to those found by the Board.
"Employees experienced an FMLA-qualifying events - serious illness of their own
or a close relative, or birth or adoption of a child - and the
carriers forced these employees to use up their later-scheduled vacation time in
conjunction with the FMLA leave to which they were statutorily
entitled. Employees could not choose a different time for vacation."
The carriers offered a number of out-of-industry awards in support of their
contention that employees were not entitled to damages. But the
unions responded that those awards offered little, if any, guidance in deciding
the question before the Board.
"Labor relations in the railroad industry are unique in many respects," the
panel determined. "The out-of-industry awards cited by the carriers
involved FMLA substitution policies and are not on point."
The carriers also argued that unpaid leave should be a remedy, but the panel
shot down that line of reasoning.
Noting that the dispute began in 2004 when the industry was riding high and
having difficulty handling the workload with its existing workforce,
the panel wrote: "Now there are layoffs; work is less available, and grievants
need pay, not time off without pay.
"Employees were fully employed and often worked substantial amounts of overtime,
making even unpaid periods of leave meaningful. But today, times are harder; and
business has declined. Now many claimants are just barely employed, and a
significant percentage of the workforce is furloughed. Unpaid leave now is a
remedy with little value, even for working and furloughed claimants. For
claimants who have retired, are on disability, or have been laid-off, unpaid
leave is no remedy at all. The carriers should not be permitted to rely on a
changed economic climate to avoid
bearing the cost of their contract violations."
The panel wrote that the remedy is compensatory - not punitive.
"What grievants lost was a contract right of significant value. Grievants
suffered more than 'mere inconvenience' when they lost their contract
right to chose when to take paid time off. Our purpose is to provide
compensation for those losses, not to punish the carriers for having
caused them."
This remedy, however, does not apply to everyone.
"Grievants who asked for and later did receive unpaid vacation and personal
leave for paid leave days that the carriers who employed them had
substituted FMLA leave are not entitled to the remedy ... only for those lost
vacation and personal leave days for which they elected to and did
receive unpaid leave."
Eleven Rail Labor unions were involved in the case. Mike Wolly and Margo Pave of
Zwerdling, Paul, Kahn, & Wolly, P.C., represented the interests of
six of the 11 unions - Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen,
International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, American Train
Dispatchers Association, Brotherhood of Railroad Signalmen, National Conference
of Firemen and Oilers, and the Sheet Metal Workers
International Association.
BLET National President Ed Rodzwicz thanked Mike Wolly and Margo Pave for their
efforts to bring about the victory, and noted the time claims filed
by BLET members helped provide valuable evidence during the hearing that the
carriers' illegal tactics negatively impacted hundreds of families.
"Once again Mike and Margo did a fantastic job vindicating the rights of BLET
members," Rodzwicz said. "But the real heroes are the men and women of the BLET
who never gave up the fight over all these years: the members who filed the
claims, the Local Chairmen who appealed the denials, and the General Chairmen
who progressed the cases; their devotion to the cause personalized this struggle
for the panel and secured our victory."
This message was sent by the
BLET NewsFlash
Service.
New 4/10/09
BLET opposes rail
antitrust efforts
CLEVELAND, April 2 - The Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen
is opposing the Railroad Antitrust Enforcement Act of 2009.
In letters to the Senate Commerce, Science & Transportation Committee, Senate
Judiciary Committee, House Judiciary Committee, and House
Transportation and Infrastructure Committee, the BLET opposes the Act, which
would put railroads under the same antitrust laws that apply to most
types of business instead of sending rail mergers and customer-carrier disputes
to the Surface Transportation Board.
"While carriers, labor and shippers have not been uniformly satisfied with all
processes and decisions of the STB, we believe that this oversight has
served its public purpose well, as evidenced by the industry's renaissance over
the past decade," BLET National President Ed Rodzwicz wrote.
Instead of passing the Act, the BLET encourages increased cooperation between
labor, the government, shippers and carriers.
"A short-term gain for some shippers could result in crippling the industry just
as the nation's dependence on railroads becomes critical,"
Rodzwicz said. "To the extent the Congress believes that the ability of STB to
vigorously oversee the railroad industry should be strengthened, we
strongly urge you to sit down with the railroads and the shippers and work out
the necessary reforms. The BLET supports such a plan of action because
it would address legitimate grievances shippers may have without jeopardizing
the stability of the industry. Unfortunately, the Act would
have the opposite effect. Under these circumstances, we have no option but to
oppose passage."
A PDF of the BLET's letter to the House is
here:
A PDF of the BLET's letter to the Senate is
here:
New 1/09/09
FMLA update: Another positive ruling
CLEVELAND, January 9 - Resolution of the Family and Medical Leave Act
(FMLA) continues to unfold in a positive manner for Rail Labor as a group of FMLA arbitrators unanimously overturned additional carrier arguments on January 8.
After receiving the December 2 Award, which sided unanimously with Labor, the carriers filed a request for interpretation. In the December 8 Award, a panel of three arbitrators ruled that the FMLA policies of the four largest Class I railroads (BNSF, CSXT, NS and UP) violate the industry's national vacation and personal leave agreements.
In the January 2 Award, the arbitrators unanimously rejected the carriers' suggestions that:
1. Unscheduled leave should be treated differently from scheduled leave for purposes of their ability to force employees to use their paid leave as FMLA leave; and
2. The BLET personal leave agreement should be treated differently than the other national personal leave agreements for FMLA substitution purposes.
"I am pleased the arbitrators unanimously agreed with our position," BLET National President Ed Rodzwicz said. "I ask for patience from our members as this lengthy legal process continues to unfold."
Approximately two years ago, the United States Court of Appeals for the 7th Circuit affirmed a lower court ruling that the law did not permit the carriers to override collective bargaining agreement provisions that gave workers control over scheduling paid leave. The legal process has been ongoing ever since.
Regarding the first interpretation question, the Board: "unanimously agree[d] that, just as no substitution of such days for FMLA leave may occur after such days are set, neither can it occur before those days are set. We see no legitimate distinction between the two. The carriers are therefore not permitted to require substitution of paid personal leave and/or single vacation days for FMLA leave before those days are set."
Regarding the second, the arbitrators wrote that they: "similarly see no distinction that would vary the impact of our Award, which we intended to apply to [the BLET] agreement's subject matter just as it does to all the others. Our Award therefore bars substitution of paid personal leave under the BLET national personal leave agreement."
The unions are now preparing for the remedy phase of the arbitration. It is expected that a decision on that issue will be issued sometime this spring. Attorneys Mike Wolly and Margo Pave of the firm Zwerdling, Paul, Kahn & Wolly, P.C., are handling the case for BLET and several other Rail Labor unions.
http://www.ble.org/pr/news/newsflash.asp?id=4754
A summary of
Emergency Order 26
Use of electronic devices by
transportation employees
All is not sweetness and light in the Rail Passenger business
The New Jersey Association of
Railroad Passengers has rejected the ARC (Access to the Region's Core)
project.
Read why!
The National Association of
Rail Passengers is working hard to save Amtrak
by
debunking the lies of the
Bush administration.
Take a look at what's going on in Amtrak
land
Read what the
Transportation Trades Department of the AFL-CIO has to say about
The Privatization
of Amtrak
Most of the information you need on the problems of Amtrak are on the
General Committee of Adjustment
Amtrak/MBCR/Connex's
Amtrak Crisis Home
Page
For another take on the Amtrak funding situation go
to the web site of the
United Rail Passenger
Alliance
For those of you who turn on you
rest, Beware!
Read about the New Drowsy Driver Law passed in New Jersey.
Keep up to date on Remote Control.
Its not just for freight
railroads any more.
Remotely Controlled
Trains are coming to a freight yard near you and on the biggest railroads
the best employees are not being used to run them!
Remote Control Technology.
What's in it for you?
New Jersey
Transit's Policy for Management Personnel!
1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees
heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look
like they're heading for the canteen. People with a newspaper in their hand
look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry
loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression
that you work longer hours than you do.
2. Use computers to look busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual
observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have
a blast without doing
anything remotely related to work. These aren't
exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer
revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you
get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best defense is
to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable
training expenses.
3. Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us,
it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents
around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as
today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know
somebody is coming to your desk, bury the document you'll need halfway down
in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
4. Voice Mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call
you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call
because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen
all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message
for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when
you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and
conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.
Always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the
impression that you are always busy.
6. Leave the office late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still
around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to
read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past
the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours
(e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.
7. Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression
that you are under extreme pressure.
8. Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of
books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
9. Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and
new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses.
Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you will sound
impressive.
10. Have 2 Jackets
If you work in a big open plan office, always leave a spare jacket draped over the back of your seat. This gives the impression that you are still on the
premises. The second jacket should be worn while swanning around elsewhere.
Always remember: A meeting that generates minutes is still a meeting regardless of whether anything positive was accomplished and that, in itself, is justification enough!
Regular Features:
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S. 1103 Title: To amend title 49, United States Code, to enhance competition among and between rail carriers in order to ensure efficient rail service and reasonable rail rates in any case in which there is an absence of effective competition, and for other purposes.
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